Crippled Summer: There’s no time for fun and games for Jimmy and his friends as they strive to be the champions of Summer Camp. Jimmy’s going for the gold in the camp’s surfing competition.

It’s a tense situation in South Park as Muhammad has become the pawn in the game to save the town. The Ginger kids are threatening to destroy the city if Stan and Kyle don’t hand over the Prophet and the celebrities have met violence with violence by unleashing Mecha Streisand. In the midst of all [...]

200: While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park. This could be the thing that destroys South Park forever.

You Have 0 Friends: Kyle “friended” the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

Medicinal Fried Chicken: The new state law in Colorado says it’s ok to smoke marijuana if you have a doctor’s note. So Randy decides he’s going to be the first in line for some, except without anything wrong with him, he’s turned away and must come up with a medical malady to get his hands [...]

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs: The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan’s mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.

Sexual Healing: The nation’s top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.

Pee: When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are “taking over” the park.

Dances with Smurfs: Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.

The F Word: The boys try to get the meaning of the word “fag” changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.

Whale Whores: Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the “Whale Wars” reality show and does something about it.

W.T.F: The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.

Butters’ Bottom Bitch: Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.

Dead Celebrities: Kyle begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.

Fatbeard: Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.

Pinewood Derby: Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan’s Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.

Fishsticks: Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn’t get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.

Eat, Pray, Queef: The boys of South Park Elementary School are anxiously awaiting the night’s episode of Terrance and Phillip, which ended in a twist last season, while the girls at the school express disgust over the show and the boys’ obsession with fart jokes.

Margaritaville: In a parody of the final weeks of Christ’s life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad’s margarita machine.

The Coon: Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.